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GenghisRex Sargeant
Posts : 164 Join date : 2010-11-28 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:27 pm | |
| So, it seemed to at least spark a positive response when I asked, so here's the first of one-day-hopefully many games. Obviously, I welcome anyone else to start another; it'd look silly if I started them all, now wouldn't it?
Complete the story! Ground rules are basically as follows: I'm going to start a story. Anyone who wants can then pick it up from where I (or the next person, or the next, etc) left off (typically, mid sentence). Story ends when... there's no longer interest in it.
Don't double post; if the thread dies, it dies.
Let's begin!
It was a calm, ordinary afternoon; nothing really all that interesting or fantastic about it. At least, that's what the boy thought as he sat at his desk. Little did he know that...
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ViolentGuru Lieutenant
Posts : 92 Join date : 2010-10-26 Age : 31 Location : Texas: the land of Boots, Cattle, and way too many Dairy Queens
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:19 am | |
| because of his curse, it started raining pickles. The neighbors, however, didn't like pickles very much, so... | |
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[G]oose* Lieutenant
Posts : 180 Join date : 2010-10-26 Age : 32 Location : Florida D:
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:33 am | |
| they bought a sloth, named him Llewellyn, and trained him to roam the village, collecting said pickles and selling them at the market. But then.. | |
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GenghisRex Sargeant
Posts : 164 Join date : 2010-11-28 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:20 am | |
| Big Pickle got word of it and sent lobbyists to Washington to introduce legislation to stop this free pickle collection they had heard so much about. When the lobbyists arrived, they... | |
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KirbyDerby Lieutenant
Posts : 96 Join date : 2010-10-29 Age : 29 Location : Tennessee (everyone is nice here)
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:30 am | |
| Discovered they made a wrong turn and had ended up in Washington state! Naturally the Washingtonians were not happy about this and they... | |
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Run_Fools Lieutenant
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-10-26 Location : Not Canada
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:47 pm | |
| promptly prodded them with pine needles until they were forced to escape into the horrifying lands of British Columbia, where they resulted to... | |
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ImUndefined Staff Sargeant
Posts : 253 Join date : 2010-11-20 Age : 29 Location : New Joisey
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:40 pm | |
| ...throwing pickles at anyone who used the term 'aff'. Needless to say, about half the Brazilian population suffered from brine poisoning. Meanwhile, in the middle of Azerbaijan... | |
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GenghisRex Sargeant
Posts : 164 Join date : 2010-11-28 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:42 pm | |
| the cruel Saltan of Suave soaked his sweat-covered sword in a soupy syrum of soap, preparing to kill the sloth that had gained so much attention. You see, the Saltan LOVED alliteration, but HATED sloths, so much so that... | |
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[G]oose* Lieutenant
Posts : 180 Join date : 2010-10-26 Age : 32 Location : Florida D:
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:48 pm | |
| he had ordered the citizens of Azerbaijan not to shower, in hopes of having the intense stench drive away any approaching sloths. When this didn't work, he.. | |
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GenghisRex Sargeant
Posts : 164 Join date : 2010-11-28 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:51 pm | |
| grew FURIOUS with the ineptitude of his people. He called a meeting of all Azerbaijanis in his living room for a family talk, and told them how disppointed he was. They were all forced to... | |
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KirbyDerby Lieutenant
Posts : 96 Join date : 2010-10-29 Age : 29 Location : Tennessee (everyone is nice here)
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:19 pm | |
| Build a robotic mammoth squirrel (which, as we all know, is the mortal enemy of the sloth.) The robotic mammoth squirrel... | |
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GenghisRex Sargeant
Posts : 164 Join date : 2010-11-28 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:59 pm | |
| began his death march towards the suburbs, searching for Llewellyn the Pickle Hoarder, as the masses had come to refer to the sloth. The market seemed a logical first stop, but upon arrival... | |
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ViolentGuru Lieutenant
Posts : 92 Join date : 2010-10-26 Age : 31 Location : Texas: the land of Boots, Cattle, and way too many Dairy Queens
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:19 pm | |
| A man in a green robe, pointy green hat, and a large shield on his back asked, "have you seen three gold triangles? I could've swore I left them in a pickle jar..." The robot mammoth squirrel responded... | |
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KirbyDerby Lieutenant
Posts : 96 Join date : 2010-10-29 Age : 29 Location : Tennessee (everyone is nice here)
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:28 am | |
| "Mecha-Godsquirrela no like talking pickle man! Mecha-SMASH!" It squished poor pickle man and continued on its journey... | |
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GenghisRex Sargeant
Posts : 164 Join date : 2010-11-28 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:39 am | |
| through the town. The streets were packed, but nary a sloth was to be seen. This angered the mechanical beast, who then.. | |
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Run_Fools Lieutenant
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-10-26 Location : Not Canada
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:18 am | |
| decided that sloths weren't important to this storyline anyways. So he marched to the Lord Fatquantasis's mansion where he was greeted by... | |
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GenghisRex Sargeant
Posts : 164 Join date : 2010-11-28 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:20 am | |
| A SLOTH! It turns out they were VERY important to the story, and he was insulted by the mechanical giant's nonchalant attitude about his proud race. You see, this was no ordinary sloth! This was... | |
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Run_Fools Lieutenant
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-10-26 Location : Not Canada
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:22 am | |
| actually not a sloth as they are NOT important to the story in the slightest! Carrying on, the mechanical beast found a magic lamp. After rubbing it with its muscular trunk, a genie appeared, offering 2 and a half wishes. The mechanical giant... | |
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GenghisRex Sargeant
Posts : 164 Join date : 2010-11-28 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:25 am | |
| wished for his deepest desire: to become a sloth who was important to this story. The genie transformed the mecha-thing into none other than Llewellyn, as genies love tricking you with your wishes, before sending him back in time to create a paradox. The genie, satisfied with his work,... | |
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Run_Fools Lieutenant
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-10-26 Location : Not Canada
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:31 am | |
| scrolled up to the top of a forum page to figure out who "Llewellyn" even was. Realizing it was a sloth, he immediately recognized his mistake. You see, the genie had confused Llewellyn the sloth with Lleweelyn the dolphin, so he quickly corrected his magic. The beast, now Lleweelyn, resulted to... | |
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GenghisRex Sargeant
Posts : 164 Join date : 2010-11-28 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:33 am | |
| swim to the lost dolphin city of Atlantis. He had decided to visit the underwater zoo to see the underwater sloths, his favorite animal. "I wonder how long the powers of the universe are going to argue about this sloth business..." he mused to himself while... | |
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Run_Fools Lieutenant
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-10-26 Location : Not Canada
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:40 am | |
| he headed off to bed. For the next 8 hours he slept. BUT SUDDENLY he woke up for no reason. Then ALL OF A SUDDEN he walked back to the zoo. Due to the lack of interesting events in this post, the sloth he had seen the previous day had disappeared! The now-dolphin knew what he had to do. And that is to...
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GenghisRex Sargeant
Posts : 164 Join date : 2010-11-28 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:45 am | |
| ROCK. He swam as rockingly as he could to the deepest unhallowed black heath of Solomor, kissed with hoarfrost from the frozen heart of blackest murder to retrieve his axe, that doubled not only as a guitar, but TRIPPLED as a sitar. It was quite the instrument/tool of war. He decided to organize... | |
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Run_Fools Lieutenant
Posts : 324 Join date : 2010-10-26 Location : Not Canada
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:53 am | |
| not an attack against sloths, (due to their lack of importance) but an attack against Ireland. First, he Googled "sitar" as he had a lack of knowledge in the Hindu instrument category. Then, axe/guitar/sitar in hand, he boarded the earliest Delta flight to Ireland. After passing through security with no checked luggage, he boarded the plane. A flight attendent asked him to place his instrument/tool under the seat in front of him or in the overhead compartment. He grew angry and refused, but they carried on. Upon arrival...
Edited due to 6am spelling errors.
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ImUndefined Staff Sargeant
Posts : 253 Join date : 2010-11-20 Age : 29 Location : New Joisey
| Subject: Re: Our first Forum Game! Complete the story. Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:45 pm | |
| Dicks. Dicks everywhere. The Irish were not too happy about this, and thus they decided to kill the dicks by... | |
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